Daily Prayer

That's really funny:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the
wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill
today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they
may be connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people
are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

*laughing out really loud*